Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the
Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...
just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
in the beaterers just pry it loose with
a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to
check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or
something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies
Play this ever and over to "him" while he's asleep. See if he gets the hint
Have yourself a Merry Merry Christmas
More Jingle Bells than you could ever imagine
Chestnuts are roasting in this wonderful
arrangement of the classic holiday tune
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Do not shout; do not pout. He's coming
Interesting arrangement of We Are the World
"Yo Yo Yo" - Christmas Tree; a
variation
Is it time for a Sleigh Ride?
Its Beginning To Look Alot Like You know
what
A few of those crazy, wild, favorite things
An amazingly beautiful piano arrangement
of Amazing Grace
Imagine this classic during Christmas
Neil Sedaka's "Breaking Up is Hard to Do"
Terrific arrangement of one of Der Stinglehoffer's more beautiful songs
"Killing me Softly" (not the Fugee's version, however)
BTO(BachmanTurnerOverdrive)"Taking Care of Business"
David Gates(BREAD)"Baby I'm A Want You"
The Cars "Let The Good Times Roll"
Eric Clapton "Tears in Heaven"
Tchaikovsky's Toccata and Fugue in D minor
Dire Strait's "Money for Nothing"
"Seven Steps to Heaven" by Miles
Davis
Dave Grusin's "Sailing at Night"
Michel LeGrand asks "What are You Doing The Rest of Your Life"?
The webmaster's Favorite 60's song can be found here (The Chiffon's "Sweet Talkin' Guy"
Lets not forget Electric Light Orchestra's
Sweet Talkin Woman
Buddy Holly's "True Love Ways"
New arrangement of the theme from Schindler's List
Hot midi arrangement of a Doobie Brothers' favorite
"I Want It That Way" (Backstreet Boys)
You Drive Me Crazy (Britney Spears)
She is all I Ever Had (Ricky Martin)
If You Had My Love (Jennifer Lopez)
I Never Break Your Heart (BackStreet Boys)
Enjoy this "Spyro Gyra"-influenced
arrangement of "Santa Clause is Coming to Town"
Celebrate Good Times with Cool and the Gang
Kim Carnes' "Betty Davis Eyes"
Copland and ELP rock the Common Man
Do you like Michael Bolton? You'll like this
Great arrangement of Alan Parson's Project:
"Eye in the Sky""
An original composition entitled "Entropics"
"Sailing" by Christopher Cross
Handel's Messiah never sounded better than
it does here
The Overture from Nutcracker Suite.
Stevie Wonder reaches "Higher Ground"
with this arrangement
A small medley of favorite Carpenter melodies
Here's Leonard Bernstein's classic prologue
to "West Side Story"
A lawyer might suggest you take "The
Fifth"
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