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Roxton's Hair

It's generally assumed that women crave more styling varieties than men, but this is not necessarily true on the Plateau. Both Veronica and Marguerite have maintained pretty much the same hairdo for over three years. Challenger has experimented with different length, Ned has kept his hair always short, but likes subtle modifications in cut and style. Lord John Roxton stands out as the explorer who went for a bold new look after his first year on the Plateau. Not to mention the fact that he got the cut in the middle of a raging river! (see our separate page devoted to our research of this matter) 
Why the dramatic change? Is it a pure style matter? Or was the change motivated by non-fashion factors? Glad you asked...

How to get this look?
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Volumizer, gel and careful blowdrying - the latter a REAL chore when out exploring

Early Plateau Style
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A long, slightly dishevelled look

A new era has begun - Day 1 of the new hairdo
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The amazing result of a midstream haircut - beaver or Mr. Ramone? Who cares?

The Curse of Floppy Hair
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It looks good in a London Club, but try beating up bad guys, when your hair is in the way...

We caught our first glimpse of Lord John Roxton at the Royal Zoological Society in London. Clean-shaven, with long, carefully kempt longish hair, he was the epitome of a dapper British gentleman.
His long hair was tamed with gel and he always took care to get enough volume by using a voluminizing spray when blowdrying his hair. The look was perfectly appropriate for a rugged adventurer, albeit a bit hard to maintain on expeditions as he had to carry around gel, combs and brushes. (Note: at this early stage of their relationship Miss Krux was unwilling to share her hairbrush with him. She has since revised her policy, as they have gotten very close over the years)
It turned out pretty soon that while the look was asthetically pleasing, it was not really well-suited to the life of constant struggle on the Plateau.
After they had fought against Osric and the Norse hordes, Marguerite and John had a very serious conversation, in which Miss Krux spoke these immortal words:
Marguerite: "Face it, Roxton, floppy hair is ok for sipping Gin & Tonic in your London club, on the Plateau it's just a fashion foible."
 

The use of gel makes your hair look good...
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... but it can be a disincentive for a woman to touch your curls!

Shorter hair, no gel...
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And see how much further he got with his lady love! It's all a matter of hair...

It took many months for Lord John Roxton to accept this harsh, but true assessment of appropriate Plateau hairdo, but in the end he took action. His new post-river-haircut do looks fabulous. It is masculine, fashionable and looks perfect even after a lengthy battle with Plateau villains. And since he doesn't have to use as much gel anymore, we have seen an increasing amount of instances when Marguerite lovingly strokes the back of his head. Coincidence? We think not... Hair DOES matter in a relationship.

A man who takes pride in his hair
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Regular trims and monthly deep conditioning treatments at the Hair Palace

Inquiring minds wanted to know: Natural waves?
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Of course! This natural look cannot be done with a perm. Whatever Mr. Ramone says...

A pleasing look from any angle
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This style is a winner in love and war!

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