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Ned's hairstyle is easy to maintain and has served him well on long treks through
the jungle, hastily assembled rescue missions and the occasional journey of self-discovery. His look is versatile and he understands
the nuances of a different parting, a lovely upswept forehead curl or a slight touch of bangs. His hair never draws attention
to itself, like the floppy hair of Lord Roxton in his first year on the Plateau did. His style is unobtrusive, but for the
fashion-minded observer it is clear that this man takes care of his hair and puts a lot of thought into his appearance. He
manages to look casual and elegant at the same time.
Malone's hair reflects his quiet personality, it's not flashy and crying out for
attention, it's just there to be appreciated. We know that Veronica does, see our supporting photo material.
Now what about his color? Is he enhancing his hair color or are his trips to the
Hair Palace only limited to a trim and the occasional deep conditioning? The Fashion Plateau was lucky to receive some hair
samples from Ned Malone* and our follical analysis has shown that his color is indeed natural. The lovely dark blonde looks
simply lighter in summer, because the sun tends to lighten blonde hair. And let's not forget that Ned Malone is the only explorer
who never wears a hat!
* The hair samples were given to us by Mr. Avery Burton, who claims to have
obtained them through perfectly legal means. We hope that this is indeed correct. We couldn't help noticing that Mr. Burton
is a bit of a shady character, but in the interest of fashion research we decided that we could not pass up this unique
opportunity for Plateau hair research.
| Notice the subtle nuances in styling! |
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| With Ned it's all about little touches, no drastic changes in color or length for him |
| Have we ever seen this man without perfect hair? |
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| NEVER! No bad hair day or hat hair for Ned Malone |
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