Fashion Hall of Shame

The Fashion Plateau - Styles of The Lost World

Fashion Hall of Shame

While fashion standards on the Plateau are generally high, there have been unfortunate instances, when taste has been recklessly abandoned. In most cases this has resulted in the death of the offender at the end of the episode. Harsh, for sure, but on the Plateau only the best survive...

Hideous cut, awful material - the Outfit from Hell

How this woman could enchant anyone remains a mystery to this day...

Front or back - the impression does not improve

There really is NO redeeming feature on this outfit

Worst Offender - Danielle the Voodoo Queen

Bad hair, bad make-up, bad dress AND a horrible dancer - what WAS Roxton thinking?

What's wrong about this outfit? EVERYTHING!!!

One of the most frightening wigs every to appear on the Plateau.

Sackcloth went out of fashion a long time ago

Living underground is no excuse for ill-fitting clothes and unbecoming colors

With hair like that he has to be a villain

This man's hair has obviously never experienced the benefits of a conditioner

Badly dressed people usually mean trouble in the Lost World. A tasteless outfit should always be a warning sign, especially for the men, but unfortunately even generally smart men (no names will be named here) have been known to tolerate a bad outfit, provided it was low-cut and showed cleavage.

A bad wig is also a dead give-away for a villain that is up to no good. From the adult Osric, to Francis Locke to Kaizan - bad hair spelled lots of trouble for our explorers.

Royal Fashion Flubs - King Gawain

LOC190's submission to the Fashion Hall of Shame

LOC190's Fashion Hall of Shame Submission:

I would like Gawain - boy king from Camelot to be added to your Fashion Hall of Shame. He may not be evil but he definitely needs to visit Mr Ramone's for a drastic hair re-style either that or go for a swim in the river.
May I bring to your attention in particular his chosen wedding outfit - how can I best describe it - purple tunic/smock thingy! Now he may have been able to get away with that alone but if you add his hairdo and his crown which looked suspiciously like a cardboard cut out - surely a crime against fashion has been committed!!! As if Marguerite style icon that she is would marry such a style challenged young man!
I have attached the only picture of the above mentioned king at my disposal from the official LW site. It does not display the true extent of his crimes but gives you a good is idea.

We are very grateful that LOC190 has pointed out the young king's style atrocities. We can only hope that it's primarily his youth that caused these fashion faux-pas. We do believe that there is hope for Gawain, after all he has excellent taste in women!