The mystery of the Voodoo
Queen has long been a controversial issue. Did Lord Roxton enter freely
into her erotic embrace or was our ardent adventurer forced against his will by her vulgar voodoo magic? The debate surrounding Danielle (VDQ) has now been raging for years and is fiercely contested by both sides
of the argument. No other LW subject has caused so many tattered tempers, tears
and tantrums and even bloodshed!
So imagine my astonishment
when I discovered, during one of these heated debates, that the answer that can perhaps put an end to all this casual carnage
lies within FASHION! The theory suddenly hit me like a thunderbolt, when the
discussion turned to why our normally self-assured hero, suddenly became so modest when he found himself minus his trousers
- after his night of nookie with our favourite supernatural slut!
I submit for your consideration
my conclusion, which I hope once and for all proves Lord Roxton was under the VDQ’s spell from the very start
of their acquaintance. I will leave, for now, the fashion analysis of Lord John
Roxton’s underwear selection to the more style conscious among us. I only
hope that my theory is in time to prevent any further senseless violence! Who
could possibly have known that one man’s taste in underwear could reveal so much?
Eureka!
I've got it by Jove, the missing piece from my VDQ puzzle!
It is all in the Long
Johns (pardon the pun!) scene. The
key to finding out where Roxton’s passions lie is who he is WILLing to show them to! When Lord Roxton wants to be, and has been, up close and personal with a gal, he has no problem with her
seeing him in them! Hence he does not want Veronica (in Pirate’s Curse)
to see him when he is sporting them - because he has no amorous feelings towards the young jungle beauty! On the other hand Marguerite – who we know holds our nobleman’s affections – is permitted
to see him in various states of undress (including his trusty Long Johns!) Need
I remind you all that Roxton had no qualms about being seen wearing them by Maylene in Dead Man’s Hill, this is because
he thought she was indeed Marguerite!
So wait for it! Here it is the clincher, the ‘Krux’ of the matter. When Roxton wakes up after his first little encounter with the Voodoo Queen, his initial and instinctual
reaction is to hide his beloved underwear from her. This tells us he does not
want to be on personal terms with Danielle and that he has no intention of being intimate with her! Once he has reclaimed his trousers and covered up the sacred Long Johns, the voodoo magic is once more
able to claim him and he is forced against his WILL yet again, to romp with the jungle tart.
I rest my case!