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| He can't believe his eyes... |
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| How can her skin be so smooth under such adverse conditions? |
| Roxton: "Beauty regime? Don't really have one..." |
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| Marguerite Krux doesn't fall for this story. Can a man look that good WITHOUT using moisturizer? |
Stuck on the Plateau our hero is forced to adapt in a world where the moisturizer supply is sadly lacking.
New revelations - haunted clothes and strange doubles, but Lord Roxton never loses his stiff upper lip or his commitment to moisturizing.
More Secrets Revealed - a giant tempts Veronica, but he is no match for the seductive powers of Marguerite Krux. Lord Roxton and Ned Malone wonder
whether Prince Apep's style is what it takes to impress the ladies of the Treehouse.
| "Yes, I really like women who wear black latex." |
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| Roxton loses his reputation as a man of taste. |
Secret Diary VIII - Painful Encounter - Lord Roxton forgets everything he ever learned about style, taste and fashion and consorts with a jungle tart who
wears black latex. The reverberations from this transgression are shaking the Treehouse to the core.
About man-eating plants, cobolds and outlaws - the explorers are facing a veritable array of deadly enemies, but Lord Roxton remains unfazed. He's happy that he
found enough herbal remedies to keep crows feet at bay and that Miss Krux is becoming more and more affectionate, especially
when he gets shot.
NEW! Lord Roxton muses about ghosts and uniforms and a certain important note, written by Marguerite.
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