"You could just be insane..."

-Jules, not leaving any stone unturned.

"Destiny is a 2 foot dildo." "And I'm bent over a desk."

-Me and Jenna speaking OOC.

"You look as though you've been hit with a fish." " Yes. A rather large wet one."

-Jules and Cordelia

"...That's the house."

-Emily,showing her iron grasp of the obvious.

"Eeeaeaeeeeeaeuauauuogh!" "....Is that good or bad?"

Emily, a bit disconcerted in the Crowley home.

"I meant to do that...See how well i rolled?"

-Anna, dropping her dice all over the floor

"When he began gnawing on my neck i was moved to say, "Wow he's surprisingly friendly."

-Anna commenting on how friendly Emily is becoming with certain undead persons.

"Are you familiar with norse mythology?"

-Jules, making a point in the most roundabout of ways.

"We've gone from giant rats to 400 foot long steel serpents. That's far more phallic."

-Stacy,Freudian slip and panties showing.

"A 400 foot serpent....where would it put in?"

-Jenna, unwittingly throwing more gasoline on the fire.

"So let me get this straight, The Jormugandr can burrow...So what you're telling me is that the 400 foot steel serpent...is in a cave somewhere."

-Me, just making it worse.

"Add another line to the problems list."

-Cordelia, somewhat harried.

"Death is sacred. it's not something to be made light of." "....I have no response to that."

-Emily and Jules.

"I'm a little fuzzy on this whole alive/dead thing..."

-Jimmy, having a bit of fun.

"Did you learn anything?" "It hurts to be hit repeatedly."

-Cordelia trying to quiz Desiree after a somewhat traumatic scrying.

"Hey! I'm Having Sex!"

-Stacy,commenting on the dream sequence.

"So you actually called down lightning on somebody. You are an Order of Hermes Bitch!"

-Stacy commenting on Jenna's actions.

"I suppose that if I were to be consumed by a member of the living dead, I would prefer some sort of hue and cry."

-Emily trying to get her instructions straight with her lookout Jo.

"I never thought i'd say this but I am actually happy to see you." "The sentiment is mutual and equally incomprehensible."

-Jo and Emily...fairly relieved.

"Give me dice or give me death..." "That's O.K. I can give you both."

- an exchange between Jenna and I.

"....Since you are a Seer of Chronos, I'm going to assume you have a reservation..."

-Yours truly, Messing with Anna.

" I must consult the weird chick!"

-Jenna, speaking of stacy's character Emily.

" No no. The rats are turned off..."

-Cordelia,speaking about the "alarm system"

" I am ze very model off a modern ...mazhor zheneral!"

-Desiree showing why it's going to be difficult for a french actress to make it in british theater.

"You cannot show your breasts before 4 pm."

-Jenna, instructing me on the finer points of propriety.

"You were sent here to meet me... by Science?"

- Jules, Incredulous...again.

"I think the word you're looking for is "Bastard" actually..."

Jack Anniston, talking about Cordelia's Mentor ,Maximillian Praeger

"Pardon my outburst....I've just realized something incredibly unpleasant...More scones?"

-Cordelia, Making an understatement.

"My husband was killed in a bizarre baking accident..."

-Desiree, explaining her widowhood.

"When you're strong enough to defeat your mentor, You're strong enough to become a member of House Tytalus. " "And are you strong enough?" "Apparently not."

-Cordelia and Emily, discussing certain realities of House Tytalus.

"If you go to Za'Ha'dum....I mean Scotland Yard...You will die."

Jimmy, trying to explain why going to the police is a bad idea.

I foresaw a need for this wire

-Jimmy, after showing that he had in fact brought wire with him to the game.

I apologize....There was a spider.

- Emily, managing to cover the fact that she'd headed off a disasterous duel with a well placed scream.

I'm not sure I should answer you Mr Cheltenham. What exactly are your intentions towards me?

- Emily, verbally fencing with an undead party guest.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WEAR WHAT!?!

- Sarah, after being told she was going to have to wear a dress and corset to certain social functions

I'm going to give him the every opportunity to make the right decision...

- Cordelia ,after a long discussion with Jules about the aforementioned garments.

...At least she back in her pants...

-Yours Truly, just struck me as funny.

After much tile and error, you have managed to fix the roof.

-Yours Truly, inflicting pun damage on his players

Squeak! Squeak! I tell you Squeak!

-Said everytime somebody mentions the rats.

Damn you! I've written a multi-volume tome! What do you mean, "You just go Boom."

-Stacy playing the part of Jack Anniston's Mentor.

"I shall build...A Pants Generator!"

-Yours truly, being silly.

So....You're both dead then?

-Emily Watson,trying to fathom the nature of her cabalmates.

<sigh> I suppose i shall have to resign myself to the idea of a life in the theatre.

- Thomas Potter.

"Maybe we can train the rats to guard the place..." "That's not a bad idea." "WHAT!"

-An exchange between Cordelia and Sarah Deveraux."

"I was sent here...by Fate."

-Emily,trying to be spooky and all-knowing.

"I enjoy wearing a corset. It's a priviledge."

-Emily, actually managing to be scary.

...Meanwhile, Back at Bedlam...

-Yours truly, enjoying a change of scene.

Well well well. What's all this then? Shouting a bit of Revelations at the top of your lungs on the street corner then ? I'm sorry guv...We got regulations against that sort of thing.

-Some cops to a madman on the street

"Thomas was that entirely necessary?" "Yes mum, I'm afraid it was."

-an exchange between Cordelia and Thomas after some extreme violence.

"Umm...It's quite damp."

Maxwell developping a british sense of understatement.

"CHECK FOR TRAPS!"

-Jenna (ooc)