"He's a one eyed Count."

-Rose trying to describe her assailant.

"What does chopsticks come under in terms of combat?" "Cooking?" "i'm pretty sure that chopsticks comes under melee." " Now if i were sauteeing the eyeball..."

-The Group trying to handle a sticky combat problem.

"What do i roll to grab his crotch." "That would be a called shot against a...small target." "Maybe Per+Investigation?"

-The group and i dissing the antagonists.

"I believe you're under the influence of some magickal...(hand gesture) thing...." "I believe it's called lust."

-Not sure about this one.

"If only there was a Machine....I shall build a fuck generator!"

-Me, having a bit of fun at Thaddeus's predicament

"It's the most amazing exhibition of.... kicking a guy in the head you've ever seen."

-Me, and my failing vocabulary

"Yes this is entirely too ...public."

-Said by five people at once

"He likes to brag about his fruits and vegetables."

I forget who said it but i'm pretty sure it was directed at Walter.

"Well one night, me and some other spirits were talking, and we started this pool."

-Fred the Dog.

"I'm going to need some barrells." "Do you want magickal evil cursed barrels?"

-Thaddeus trying to help Walter in his new enterprise.

I think i was volunteered.

-Lucy Chang, somewhat non-plussed.

"I haven't noticed that stakes do much to vampires at all."

-Martin (who's tangled with Setites.)

"I left my heart in san francisco...in a safety deposit box."

Stacy, commenting on setite stake-ability.

"This must be a strong dose!"

-Fanny, blaming the laudanum for the weirdness.

"I said FEAR bitch!"

-Jenna, finally collecting enough successes.

"Damn Magickal Puberty!"

-Walter, bemoaning his fate.

"You, my friend ,have opened the door and allowed me to subject you to the Harsh Light of Possibility."

-Me. explaining why life sucks in general for certain players.

"How secure is this shop?" "I have two locks."

-Rose and Thaddeus.

"He could be drunk." "He is Irish."

-Rose and Thaddeus, having a bit of trouble locating Father Jameson.

"Don't look at the GM for enlightenment."

-Me.

"I live in squallor and poverty so i am not killed."

-Rose, trying to explain the whole low profile thing.

"What are you? the new number 2?"

-Me, responding badly to repeated questioning.

"Clearly, this is some sort of elaborate symbolism."

-Rose, possibly stating the obvious.

"...But the obvious thing to remember is that the ship is a metaphor for the human soul. "

-Rose, going off the pardigmatic deep end.

"Well i suppose it couldn't do any harm."

-I forget who said this but the curse was invoked.

"You know how alcohol stings on a cut? He is a walking cut on the universe."

-Walter describing one of their antagonists.

"Oo! Dead werewolf on a stick!"

-Me, describing the death of a spiral danser.

"We escaped almost completely scathed."

- Thaddeus, putting it aptly.

Chapter 4:

"He's been doing miracles so he has to be debriefed by the nuns..."

-Me, referring to Walter's recent scrutiny by the church.

" I have some snake daggers right over here.....Sorry, These are just sticks."

-Thaddeus, having a bit of confusion about his inventory.

"Kind of a coincidence,don't you think?" "Quite."

-Martin and Thaddeus

"There is an area that needs to be cleansed of corruption." "We can't do the entirety of east london."

-Father Mosely and Martin.

"I have a sanctum but no node." "I have a node, but no sanctum." (Together) "Two great tastes that taste great together!"

-Jimmy and Stacy, being silly.

"It's probably just as well that you don't know what were talking about."

-Martin

"What's the matter Lassie? is Timmy in trouble?"

- Me, after being urged to follow a giant rat

"You know...it's like a spirit fraternity. Where the spirits go to get drunk."

- Stacy, trying to clear it up for me.

"...And then the Darkness comes!"

- strange and frightening non-sequitur from Stacy.

"I've taken my weapon out...and i don't mean that in DIRTY way."

-Me, because you can never be too careful.

"Advance? No. Lob holocaust at them from a distance? Yes."

-Me, trying to explain that i want to be elsewhere when the hammer comes down.

"Just because he isn't your god, doesn't mean he can't get you."

-Martin, trying to warn Thaddeus.

Chapter 3:

"So what you're saying is that poor people are the leading cause of poverty." "You make it sound ridiculous when you put it like that."

Rose and James discussing why he's having such trouble.

"Fookin Loony."

Powell, after meeting Thaddeus.

Chapter 2:

"I know! I'll involve the other Players!"

-Me, being a facetious shit.

"He appears to have the wrath of God on tap."

-Rose, speaking about Father Jameson

"He was um...Definitely dead when we found him."

-The mages try to explain things to Lucibelle.

"Jesus Christ! I'm covered in Fur!"

-Walter discovers the perils of paradox induced puberty

"You have managed to pull out a victory despite an abject lack of teamwork."

-Me, awed and a little frightened.