Program Biographies

Mr Sears would like to take the opportunity to correct certain popular misconceptions about himself:

1) Regardless of what certain members of his family have said, he was not raised by wild dogs.

2) He has never spent time in either a siberian gulag,buddhist monastery,federal penitentiary, or any secret Vatican enclaves

3) He has never actually been indicted on treason charges.

4) He categorically denies ever working for the C.I.A. in any capacity

5) He does not have a 3rd nipple.

6) While they did call him mad at the university, It had nothing to do with his research.

7) He can no longer hear silent dog whistles

8) The Weekly World News is no longer paying for nude photos of him.Stop asking.

Slightly Silly:

Pete Sears is not actually witty or creative enough to come up with a good Bio. His interests include Animal Vivisection,Golf, and lying on a cold metal table. His last show was....(Go to the Resume)

Duller than Dogshit:

Pete Sears is a native of Nicholasville,Ky. and attended Northern Ky University. He works professionally with the Get-A-Life Theater Troupe and also writes in his spare time. His last show was....(Go to the Resume)