• May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your genitalia!
• May a trolley car run through your small intestine!
• May you live in interesting times!
• May you come to the notice of powerful people!
• May the demoness Lamashtu close up your wives!
• May boil imps bite you!
• May you drown and search the world forever for an earthen grave!
• May Scorpions fill your armpits!
• May the Hoary host rain calumny upon you!
• May bugs,bats,and beetles light on you!
• May your woman have curses on her lips,daggers in her eyes and bitter gall in her heart.
• May you have blood on your hands and the thousand curses of Allah on your back.
• May you walk the earth and leave no trace!
• May rabid devil monkeys plaugue your town!
• May you inherit a house with a thousand halls, and along each hall a thousand doors, and behind each door a room with a thousand beds. And may a thousand fleas, each with a thousand teeth, chase you from bed to bed to bed....
• May you find yourself on a plane, in a holding pattern over Cleveland for four hours, stuck in a seat between Al Sharpton and Rush Limbaugh!
• May you take your father's place as Satan's sex slave!
• May tiny gnomes eat away at every hair on your body including the little hairs in your intestines. (sent in by Nikki)
• May an army of penguins chew at your toes. (sent in by Nikki)
• May chickens raid your home and crap on your furniture and donate your legs to KFC. (sent in by Nikki)
• May satanic donkeys with oral herpes and gingivitis and a sulfuric acid saliva chew out your eyes (sent in by Nikki)

Know any more? Send them to me.