The Undignified Cause of Death List: ( roll 1D15)

He was;

• Killed in a freak gazebo collapse.
• Sucked up into a vent
• Dragged under a fast moving carousel
• Beaten to death by pissed off Hare Krishnas
• Slain by a falling walrus.
• Decapitated in a freak morris dancing mishap
• Run down by a haunted moped
• Killed by an accidental airline bathroom depressurization
• Killed when he accidentally got his scarf caught in a cyclotron
• Killed by catastrophic sinus failure
• Infected by the Borneo "swelling testicle" disease.
• Nose hairs caught on fire, died of smoke inhalation.
• a Victim of spontaneous human implosion.
• laid low by an infected mollusk bite.
• Became the world worst escape artist
• Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (thanks to Stewart Barnes)
• Run down by a street sweeper (thanks to Ben Vandgrift)

 Additions to this list are welcome :)