The Wit and wisdom of Reverend X.S. Kinesys:

Cats make no Oaths.

Never puke while time traveling.

The only way to have your cake and eat it too is to time travel or puke.

Dogma=absence of thought. Catma=absence of care.

One man's holocaust is another man's fireworks.

The most serious types of Taxation come from not paying attention or investing nothing in others.

Money and power are not potential. Potential come from within and like a seed must grow to become what it is. Money and Power are simply great fertilizer.

In some people's hands Occam's Razor becomes Occam's Chainsaw.

There is an old saying that minds are a lot like parachutes. they only function when they are open. to which I'd like to add that it's usually a good idea to pack them yourself.

There are days when I start to feel fictitious...and not even particularly well written at that.

You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him drink. However a water hose duct-taped into his mouth works just fine.( not mine, I don't think.)

Religion should live in the heart and mind. you shouldn't leave others to interpret it for you. Think about it... what do you get more from? the book? or the book review?

Love conquers all.....I should know I've raped,pillaged,sacked,sieged and razed by it.

Anyone can take a single simple truth and build an absurd and impractical world out of it.

Where memory is short, sense will be shorter.

Forget about the whole can of whoop-ass I'm opening up a 2-liter of Smite!

I don't like to call on God too often. It occurs to me that he might be busy.

Sears's Law of Buses:

The bus will take the maximum amount of time to reach your stop. if you can see another stop and begin walking toward it ,at the point you are equidistant between the two stops, the bus will blow by you at warp 6

Sears's law of Smart-Ass remarks:

Any stupid question that you hear more than 10 times a week will generate a smart-ass remark.

Any stupid question that you hear more than 20 times a week will cause that remark to inevitably be said out loud.

Does God Care if you shoplift a bible, and if not, why not?

Bitchslapped by Destiny, Curbstomped by Fate!

Wait! You are just jumping to conclusions...There has got to be an irrational and illogical explanation for all this.

You learn something new every day. But that's no trick. Try learning something True every day.