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advan_tinaIt is the year 3113. Thirty centuries have passed since the Earth was consumed by toxic pollutants, forcing mankind to flee into the galaxy in search of life-sustaining habitats. Enter Advancers - brave explorers who risk their life exploring new uncharted worlds for humans to live on. To unite these new worlds, a new interplanetary government was formed, with all new planets and space colonies falling under it's jurisdiction: The Allied Earth Government, the Domestic Union of Arms (DUA).
When the DUA sends out Advancers to explore a mysterious planet called Omega 13, one by one, Advancers pay the price with their lives; never to return from their mission. Mugal, a top DUA officer proposes the job to an unlikely candidate: Tina Owens, a renegade Advancer serving a 2,000 year sentence for blowing up an entire planet.
The mission is simple: locate habitable land on Omega 13, If Tina doesn't accept the job, she will rot in prison. If Tina accepts, her sentence will be slightly reduced, with the risk of death. While there's no doubt the trip to Omega 13 is filled with peril, nothing can compare to what awaits the crew once they arrive on the deadly planet. Will they make it out alive? In the tradition of Alien and Fist of the Northstar, be sure not to miss Advancer: Tina!
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Looking for land in all the wrong places. Tina, our heroine and ex-con wanna-be, is coerced into taking a suicide mission to explore a strange new world. There she encounters the requisite tentacled beastie. There is ONE, and only ONE, good scene in this title (you'll know it when you see it).
Kitty had originally released this title on VHS, but, with the advent of DVD, Kitty re-released a "Best of Kitty" DVD that contained, among other things, Advancer Tina. This suggests to me that Kitty seems to agree with my assessment that Advancer Tina in not one of their better titles.
I had the subtitled VHS. I could have taken the time to transfer it to DVD, but, decided not to keep it in my archive.