Faith is believing in something common sense tells us not to.

Before you open your mouth to speak, please make sure it's an improvement upon the silence.

Take interest in your future. It's where you're going to spend the rest of your life.

There are two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know.

If it's stupid and works, then it ain't stupid!

When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut!

Treat each day as your last, one day you will be right.

It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.